- Most of these are my original thoughts... may bear similarity with others..but then i beleive every thought is universal..
YOUR Advice Counts . your's is the 567th one i got this week . lol - AKJ
isn't Sunday spelt as an Ass You ann dee a why ?
life is invariably funny . either YOU laugh or YOU r the joke :) :).
- Your room is so messy, i lost my spectacles, pen, mind, lock, thoughts, mobile charger ...and hope.
- How can i hold a conversation if i love "one liners" so much.
- Creativity breeds in unorganized desks and cluttered minds
- Some Idiot said Money is the root of all evil..... My office is making me almost GOD with this analogy ...lol lol
- They are sending Tiger woods to India to practice' Celibacy'.... So we will have 1412 tigers now... and who knows ,we can have more soon ( given his reputation) Lol ..............Man i should start writing for talk shows before someone kills me lol lol
- President Patil promised inclusive growth for the mango-people in this Budget.... She insists on grabbing some land from Pak ,China, nepal & Bangladesh.... She is confident of HER "IN HOUSE" efficiency lol
- Heartaches are better than the Pain in the A#$ -- ekdum original thought :) :) lol lol
- It takes a genius to come up with one STUPID thought a day :) :)
How can i be seeing someone..when apparently love is blind..... hahahahah lol lol- Having (read -displaying) a little lesser "sense of humour" than your boss is called "common Sense " :) :) lol
You Talk about trouble and your boss gets hiccups...what are the chances :) :) ?
A good Hangover is the only antidote to "Monday blues".
Realised : A Monday without a hangover from last night is the worst :) :) Damn it !!!!
i've got a screwed up brain... thank God for hiding it with some hair
Making friends isn't as easy as clicking on "Add as Freind" ... sometimes it takes forever to "respond to friends request" in REAL LIFE :) :)
I feel so stupid that i cant think of anything stupid to say today for my status message :) :)
So u have got sense of humour... please keep it to urself...who knows u might need to USE it too sometime :):) (that's for me )
when I was born i was so shocked to see the condition here..... i did not speak for an year and a half - by Somebody
don.t drink and drive.....finish your drinks first...u might spill it all over---( rephrased---unknown)
President Patil promised inclusive growth for the mango-people in this Budget.... She insists on grabbing some land from Pak ,China, nepal & Bangladesh.... She is confident of HER "IN HOUSE" efficiency lol
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.- Thomas A. Edison
monkey lost it's tail and became man. now he's has a mobile phone stuck to his A#@
A vendor shouting "chai chai " sells Tea. Wondering what politicians do when they shout "india - india" :( -------- :) lol
*Any uncredited thought here is exclusive
Will keep adding from now on :
My favourite thoughts of STUPIdom
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